Heather Steans Illegal Campaign Tactics Acceptable For Right Thinking Bloggers

The recent flap over State Senate candidate, Heather Steans, illegal placement of propaganda signs on the public park ways has created confusion among some of the more stupid residents of Rogers Park. I am going to educate you on right and wrong. A few cowardly idiots have written to the Broken Liver to tell me that what Heather Steans (aka Joe NoMooreFoieGras's chamber maid) is no different in principle than what I do when I paste flyers for my blogs on neighborhood light poles and mail boxes. A few dorks have tried to tell me that this is defacement of public property and is not only illegal but bad. You are wrong!

By telling all of you what a horrific slum you live in with my hysterical, sensationalistic blogs I perform a valuable public service. That makes me exempt from the law. Heather Steans does not. She has been endorsed by Joe NoMooreFoieGras and is there for evil and anything she does is not a public service. Therefore she must obey the law. How simple is that? If you don't understand this principle you must not be reading the neighborhood blogs closely enough.

The same principle applies to poo on the public parkways. Tomblogger Eastgard doesn't clean up the shit from his vicious pit bull and that is flat out wrong but when Shrill Morton took a massive dump on Joe NoMooreFoieGras's front steps and then photographed it as his entry in an art show that is totally admirable. The formula is simple. Eastgard Bad. NoMooreFoieGras Bad. Shrill Morton Good. Me THE BEST!!!!