My loyal toady Jostle_Lynn has told all of you that I'm a "likeable" guy which is of course true and I am going to prove it. The "Broken Liver" is going to sponsor a photography contest which will give all you losers a chance to feel like an important blogger for a day. The topic for this contest will be "Gooned In Joe NoMooreFoieGras's Hellhole".
If you've been reading my blogs as often as you should you'll know that sometimes I get idiots coming into the comments section and saying that my blogs are nothing but sensationalist hysteria. Rogers Park is not as dangerous as I say it is and they walk around without fear. My usual response is something along the lines of "I'll look forward to posting pictures of you on my blog after you've been gooned." And there you have the subject matter for this contest.
Why should I have to do all the work of going out and looking for subject matter? It's about time you lazy parasites pulled your weight around here. Your entries are to be pictures of gooning victims. There will be categories for aftermath pictures, event in progress shots, still shots and live shots. The winner will get their pictures posted on one of my blogs.
See what a likeable guy I am? I'm such a nice guy for sponsoring this contest.
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So, nobody's interested in your contest Braig. Back to a more interesting subject. What's Eastgard up to these days? Have any more pictures of him? You have to admit, stats don't lie, People just really want more pictures of Eastgard. I don't know, my heart just melted when I saw him dressed like a hoodrat. And for heaven's sake, what is that in his pocket?
Um, were you hit by a truck or something?
Looks like its just you and me, Eastie....
So, do you want to get a forty or something?
Hmm. I suppose it would take the chill off a bit. It's a little eerie, here in the echoing bowels of the Silent Blog.
Hey - Braig & Silent Blog!
What are you talking about? Bowels. No, no no no, don't drink it Thomas.
I believe there was a Savage Love column about that.
We had a lovely time in the south of France. Blog free. We have some catching up to do? Where is everybody? Still in a Turkey coma?
Who gives a shit about a photo contest Braig. Don't you have enough money to buy your own porno pictures? Soliciting them on the net now too?
But getting back to our trip to the South of France. It was so much fun. All the Euro-brats had gone back to school. We had the topless beaches and the babes to ourselves.
And let me tell you, Tom Bannanis can hawk all the sleaziest g-strings on his wholesome conservate blog he wants. There's nothing like the real thing. In person.
Maybe someday he'll earn enough from his little blog lingerie store to buy a new pair of panties for himself. And while he's at it a new push up bra. I hear peach is the new color this season. Wowwie zowwie!!!!
And Eastgard, when you get enough gold saved up, you can have all you're teeth crowned. That would look pretty. I see you're looking for a new fetish, since you've taken to reading Savage Love again?
And Jostle_Lynn you've shut down you're blog, but you haven't shut your trap. How pleasant.
Anyway, the wines in France surely beat the whines in Rogers Park. Now if I could only wake up to a warm and plump little croissant with a smear of jam.
Scandal! How dare you imply that I ever stopped reading Savage Love!?
And gold? She-yit. I'm agettin me a Platinum Grill! Fuck all y'all!
Westy, you can't fool us. We know that's not platinium. But tell us how do you stand having so much tin foil in your mouth?
Who needs a big, expensive dirt bike to impress people with your macho cred, when you can just chew on aluminum foil instead?
Sorta like tazering yourself. You into that?
Maybe I could hook the taser to my fillings. Damn, I hope the Bush Administration doesn't read this blog.
Just make sure you don't stand in a puddle of your own pee.
No one likes to suffer alone. Better to suffer with friends.
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