Monday, January 7, 2008
60 Degrees And Where Are The Lifeguards?
It's 60 degrees this January morning and me and my BFF, Tomblogger Womannis, want to know why there are no lifeguards on the beaches of Rogers Park. Where are they Joe? People might want to enjoy the warm weather with a refreshing swim and there's no one around to stop them. You're not doing your job Joe. You're the Alderman of the 49th WARD. See the word WARD -- that's the same word used to describe children being taken care of by a guardian. See Joe -- we in Rogers Park are just like children and it's your job to take care of us.
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Mmmmm. Love the shit picture Braig. I can just see the warm steam rising off of a hot pile. I have to assume since your public enema #1, it's yours?
It's Poodles... Time for some Poodlings!!!!
What's Braig Gernliver's most vexing problems these days? Campaign signs on the parkways. Gee Braig, don't you know that are a public service? Yeah, these signs keep people from stepping in dog shit.
Speaking of dog shit, do you have a blog, or a web site that panders to kinky excremtnal fantasies?
Speaking of exremental fantasies, over at the Rogers Park Stench, we saw Tom Womannis, (aka Bannanis) taking photos while George Bush was in Chicago this week. You didn't get past the protest barriers did you? I thought you were some kind of conservative media mavine. I guess I was wrong.
Here's another news flash for Tom. Hey it's been raining out this week. There's gonna be mud in Loyola Park. Make sure you get your sorry ass up there and take some pictures. Oh wait, you did. I'm bored. (o)(-)
Hey Eastgard. Hyperlink this... Ppppplllllt.
Hostile_Lyn, I mean Jostle_Lyn, is the honeymoon over yet? I hear your having some wicked fights now that you've tied the knot. Here tell Steve-O wants to move to Bollingbrook. I know you yearn for wide open space where you can lose yourself.
Ciao baby.
Hostile_Lyn, that's perfect Toto! But you know, calling her that is going to make her, you know, more hostile...
With someone like that you should be pleading, please don't move out to the suburbs, they barely have any lowlifes and litterbugs like we do, you'd hardly ever have the chance to make the world a better place, well the only bad behavior you could beat down in Bollingbrook is extra marital affairs and cheating the water rations. Then she'll get get real stern, thinking about catching Steve in the act and ways to expand her PI fantasy role playing and really making a decent human being out of him...see. see, then she might really leave.
Sucking Craigs Dick is where the are, while Tom Mannis takes it up the ass
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