Friday, January 11, 2008

Heather Steans Illegal Campaign Tactics Acceptable For Right Thinking Bloggers

The recent flap over State Senate candidate, Heather Steans, illegal placement of propaganda signs on the public park ways has created confusion among some of the more stupid residents of Rogers Park. I am going to educate you on right and wrong. A few cowardly idiots have written to the Broken Liver to tell me that what Heather Steans (aka Joe NoMooreFoieGras's chamber maid) is no different in principle than what I do when I paste flyers for my blogs on neighborhood light poles and mail boxes. A few dorks have tried to tell me that this is defacement of public property and is not only illegal but bad. You are wrong!

By telling all of you what a horrific slum you live in with my hysterical, sensationalistic blogs I perform a valuable public service. That makes me exempt from the law. Heather Steans does not. She has been endorsed by Joe NoMooreFoieGras and is there for evil and anything she does is not a public service. Therefore she must obey the law. How simple is that? If you don't understand this principle you must not be reading the neighborhood blogs closely enough.

The same principle applies to poo on the public parkways. Tomblogger Eastgard doesn't clean up the shit from his vicious pit bull and that is flat out wrong but when Shrill Morton took a massive dump on Joe NoMooreFoieGras's front steps and then photographed it as his entry in an art show that is totally admirable. The formula is simple. Eastgard Bad. NoMooreFoieGras Bad. Shrill Morton Good. Me THE BEST!!!!

20 comments:

Toto said...

Hey, you rummy eye'd asshole. Your always stealing my blogs and making them your own? Come up with an original idea once in a while.

Take Eastgard for instance. He's been writing about gold these days. Do you think he's shopping around for some new teeth.

anonymous said...

Yeah, to go with his white t shirt wearing punk ass.

Knightridge Overlook said...

Me n my grillz

Craig Gernhardt said...

http://howardhellhole.blogspot.com/2008/01/toys-westgard-shouldve-played-with-as.html

Lovemybully said...

I get a kick out of reading your blog entries, but wonder why you need to refer to this fella's pit bull as vicious. Has it attacked you? Growled at you? Are you one for breed specific legislation?

DorothyParker007 said...

"breed specific legislation" can you imagine learning English and trying to figure out just what the hell those 3 words mean. I've been called a breeder how how would that work?

Knightridge Overlook said...

I miss you.

Knightridge Overlook said...

Since I don't know who you are in meatspace, I am unable to inquire there whether you have been hit by a bus, or perhaps moved to New Zealand. Still, whether your current location is celestial or earthly, if you are in a place that has the Internet, perhaps you could put up a new post.

Toto said...

Eastguard, whatsa maddah wid you? Cantja write sumtin funny yerself?

anonymous said...

Nevermind Thomas, what do you do with a guy like that?

Thomas, you're not supposed to like it when people make fun of you, geez.

So....Braigy, what gives? I kinda miss you too.

anonymous said...

Nevermind Thomas, what do you do with a guy like that?

Thomas, you're not supposed to like it when people make fun of you, geez.

So....Braigy, what gives? I kinda miss you too.

Knightridge Overlook said...

I guess Albion Cirrhosis took its final bow.

Toto said...

Euuurp! I see Braig you are supporting the IPO backed candidate. Hmmmmm. I hope she is elected so we can watch how fast you turn on her. My money is it won't take more than 10 days before your slashing her.

How funny you are.

Toto said...

Please don't close the Senn High Non-Achevement Academy. It's doing so well.

Toto said...

Oh boo hoo. Heather won. I hope Braig and Tom Womannis when to the un-victory party and drank all the free beer and ate the cheezy doodles.

Maybe you needed more of those dog shit blogs with Suzanne's name linked to them. I'm sure it impressed tons of people. Or maybe they were just too stupid and used their invisible pens with invisable ink on their invisible ballots at their invisible polling places.

Maybe she should have had some new slogans like...Squeeze one out for Elder.

Ha ha ha.

Knightridge Overlook said...

Womannis went to the Steans victory party and drank a free beer! I kid you not. He never even understood why anyone would think that was tacky and inappropriate, and had to be asked to leave. He's like an infant that has to be taught not to shit on himself, because he honestly doesn't see anything wrong with it. If Suzanne Elder is so great, go hang out with her. She probably needed the company.

Toto said...
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Toto said...

http://www.yankeessuck.com/blog/
archives/images/stooges

Womannis is a member of the press. Can you guess which one?

Craig Gernhardt said...

How to make a magic pen.

anonymous said...

he's a tranny?