Rogers Park's Second Most Prominent Citizen Calls Out Amy Carlton

I told Amy Carlton, the idiot victim of the "magic pen" voting incident that we neighborhood bloggers were not finished with her. She messed with the wrong people and we are going to get her. Sure enough. My bff, Tomblogger Womannis, weighed in today on Amy's alleged stupidity. He ripped her good. Womannis is someone that should be listened to. After me he's the most prominent citizen of Rogers Park. He compares himself to Ben Franklin, one of America's most illustrious citizens, living or dead.

Ben Franklin was a signer of the Declaration of Independence, a delegate to the Constitutional Convention, the country's first postmaster, a respected diplomat, a renowned scientist, the founder of Philadelphia's public library and fire department, a journalist, a founder of the University of Pennsylvania and a humorist.

Tomblogger Womannis is a booze hound with access to the internet. I see a strong resemblance. Do you?