Shrill Morton, Rogers Park's answer to Steve Jobs, is wondering if the destruction of the Adelphi Theater has contributed to an increase in crime in the neighborhood. You should listen to what Shrill is saying. He's a pretty on top of it guy. Crimes have been committed in Rogers Park. The fact that crimes have been committed in Rogers Park means that crime rates are going up. Let's say that in 2005 six people were murdered in Rogers Park. In 2006 four people were murdered. That means the murder rate is ten. If two people were murdered in 2007 then the crime rate has soared to 12. The empty Adelphi theater was torn down and all these crimes were committed after it was torn down so its destruction has contributed to an increase in crime in Rogers Park.
If you really want to see Shrill in action call up his employer, Johnny Quest Network Services. They're a local business that is struggling like all business in Rogers Park. They operate out of a messy storefront on Sheridan Road. Their service is showing neighborhood residents how to turn on their computers and read my blogs. Shrill will come to your house and show you how to turn on your computer if he's not busy taking pictures of poo and graffiti for his blog.
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Just when you think you have safely stepped away from blogging, good ol' Dregs does something so outrageous that, as Michael said, "Everytime I try to get out, it sucks me right back in!"
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