Hey All! It’s Tomblogger Womannis blogging from the crime ridden, liberal infested hell hole that is Rogers Park where I live thanks to affirmative action which prevents me from getting the high paying job which I deserve and that will allow me to move to a gated suburban community with my fellow Republicans.
Braig said that I could write whatever I want as long as I don’t talk about how the pervert readers of his Hay Chicago magazine are all going to a Republican free hell (he wants their money) and as long as I let that smelly old hippy Michael James know that he’s in big trouble for kicking Braig out of his Red Line Tap last night. Michael James and all the other hippies on Rogers Park are in big trouble. As soon as I was off the phone with Braig I was on the phone with my good friend General B. Trayus. He’s the leader of American forces in
Hear that Michael James! Your days are numbered.
Any day now amphibious assault craft filled with the brave young Republicans of the U.S. Military will be storming the beaches of Rogers Park to join forces with the Tom Banannas and his Rogers Park Liberation Army and put an end to the reign of Michael James and his smelly hippies. When this is all over our great President Bush will stuff a sock in the crotch of his flight suit and land on an air craft carrier in Lake Michigan so all the soldiers and sailors and marines can get all worked up over his he man studliness and so that Billery Clinton and Osama Obama will know their days are numbered too.
Signed,
Tomblogger Womannis