Sunday, September 23, 2007

Joe Moore Wages Chemical Warfare Against The Residents Of Rogers Park

For those of you who've been living in a cave or a cardboard box in Loyola Park for the last 20 years Joe NoMoreFoieGras is our fat Foie Gras banning Alderman. Now, no one here in Rogers Park is really sure what Foie Gras is. We've been told its a French delicacy but none of us could find it on the menu when we were at the Paris casino in Vegas. Anyway, don't let the recent election results fool you. Every one here in Rogers Park hates Joe Moore. This is why he's waging chemical warfare against us.

A couple of loyal Broken Liver readers just called me to tell me how they woke up with headaches this morning. They live near the old Lerner Building which corrupt Joe Moore's corrupt pals are tearing down to build something none of us will like. It must be the toxic clouds of asbestos coming from the building as they were fine and healthy when we shared many rounds together at the Red Line Tap last night.

You read it first on Broken Liver. Joe Moore is trying to kill us all so he can turn our home over to his slum lord pals.

1 comment:

Braig Gernliver said...

UPDATE: One of the neighbors near the site reported a "general feeling of not feeling well". I can't believe it. Stay tuned to the Broken Liver. I'll keep you informed as this massive tragedy unfolds.