Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Aunt Jan Declares War On Christmas
Take a look at the resolution Joe NoMooreFoieGras's gal Jan Schakowsky had the nerve to vote against. http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2007/12/schakowsky-diss.html. This is an outrage. The fact that a friend of Joey's is against this resolution means it's a good thing that we should all support. Yea, I know the backers of this resolution think the readership of my Hay Chicago magazine should all be put to death. I don't care. What I care about is getting back at Alderman NoMooreFoieGras and his friends so I am going to stir up outrage in anyway that I can. The Fox News Channel is right! There is a war on Christmas and people like Jan Schakowsky are behind it. If you voted for her you are one sick puppy.
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Verse 1:
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
If you were just half wide-awake, you’d burn non-Christians at the stake.
Oh Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Christmas.
Verse 2:
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
Baby Jesus rides in Santa’s sleigh, fighting against cultural decay.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Christmas.
Verse 3:
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
You love the lesbians and gays, but won’t support this holy day.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Christmas.
Verse 4:
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
You won’t fund soldiers in Iraq, but make war on Christmas with your act.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Christmas.
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