I was going to give you all a special surprise. I was going to tell all of you about a new health center that is scheduled to open in Rogers Park. I know none of you have hear of this because you get all your news from my blogs which are the only source of information you'll ever need. Some stupid loser named Blog Pants had the nerve to go and ruin the surprise by saying that people have been talking about this since way back in September and its even been in the News-Star and RP2000. Big deal Blog Pants. None of my readers waste their time with that crap. Blog Pants has been put in his place. Look at the classy way in which uber-toady Jostle_Lynn did it:
"I bet poopypants was the one who spolied Santa Claus for all his friends in grammar school too."
Everyone reading this blog needs to take a lesson from Jostle_Lynn. This is the way to interact with your neighbors. This is how you improve your community. This is how you show your intelligence.
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Jostle_Lynn Is A Classy Chick?
mmm, picturing her snapping that latex poop-poking glove makes me a bit glassy-eyed. and that's coming from an intelli gent
I am weeping bitter tears. Bitter, I tell you!
(sob)
PS: There's no Easter Bunny, either!
oh bitter tears....it's the same salt that we all taste
Snowball fight with Joe and Ann.
Braig:
We have wreaked our wrath upon you. Dog Shit covers the parkways on Lunt. Don't mess with us.
Maybe she's practicing goo goo talk for her honeymoon...
OMG. The power's gone out. Hmmm... Braig. Sober up and then use the light switch.
I hear the temperature may go up to 40 degrees on Friday. I wonder if Tom Bananis expects lifeguards on the beaches yet!
You just pick and choose...don't you Toto. Whatever Toto's in the mood for, well, that's what it's gonna be. People already decided it's Tom Womannis, quite frankly, this bananis crap sounds just a little too cute.
But sometimes he is Banannis or Bananas. Whatever.
Smooch.
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