Monday, October 29, 2007
Alderman's Stooge Turns Down Generous Offer Of Assistance
Katy Hogan, owner of the Red Line Tap, Heartland Cafe and No Exit Cafe and stooge of 49th Ward Alderman Joe NoMooreFoieGras turned down a generous offer to help improve Rogers Park. Hogan recently created moral outrage throughout Rogers Park when she brazenly displayed obscene drawings of nude woman in the windows of her No Exit Cafe. Prominent Republican and local blogger, Tomblogger Womannis offered his generous assistance in bringing this window display into accordance with the high moral standards we try to uphold here in Rogers Park. You see, when John Ashcroft moved into the Justice Department and discovered some nude female statues (presumably left over from the Clinton Administration) he called on Tomblogger Womannis to drape the statues in appropriately modest coverings. Tomblogger offered to perform the same service at the No Exit Cafe. Katy declined by saying "and I suppose next you'll want me to start wearing a burkha?" In your case Katy, that's not a bad idea.
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We have seen the vile pictures that Katy Hogan and her pox of a husband have placed on display.
It is an abomination to womankind. To hang a bawdy picture of our pure and sweet Jostle_Lynn in all her womanly glory in the window of a cheap theatre.
It's madness, pure madness.
Our fair Jostle_Lynn is not a strumpet of the street. She'd be not a saucy public wench. It is a venemous whoreson who taketh her image and hangs on the public way.
On the morrow we shall take up arms against the maggoty lewdster
who hath bespoiled Jostle_Lynn.
We pledge thee our throth to the queen.
gnome you stupid fuck, Katy is not married.
And so What it's just porno, like you 2 looked at from your parents collection when you were kids.
G.N.O.M.E. Global Nexis of Mayhem Everywhere
Natas, you really are stupid. Almost as dumb as Braig.
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